g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: africans, via cassiecomehome)

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via cassiecomehome)

lameust:

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

 

(via cassiecomehome)

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

nugqets:

me and my friends on halloween

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(via sexdrugsandaustincarlile)

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(via infinite-wolf)



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musiccuresthepain:

Bring me the Horizon

romantickissing:

things girls are made to feel ashamed of-

  • having periods
  • choosing what they want to wear on their body
  • wanting to/not wanting to have sex
  • putting boys in the ‘friendzone’
  • standing up against misogyny
  • ruining a boy’s life by telling the police that he raped her
  • abortion
  • having hair on their body
  • not appreciating catcalls
  • not appreciating chivalry
  • having control over their own fucking body

basically living

(via cassiecomehome)

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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(via cassiecomehome)

donnermaysilee:

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID

WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO

AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES

(via cassiecomehome)



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broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

(Source: despotique, via ilymorgannn)

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

(via see-yaa-leeaah)



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gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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(via skinnylovedidntlasttheyear)

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